POLL DISCUSSION: Silliest or Strangest Real Book Titles! Nomination Round

PLEASE READ THE POST THIS WEEK! Welcome to the nomination post of the week!! Nominations run through Saturday, December 6th.

Okay this is a bit different from what we normally do for our polls. In an effort to keep things in ONE place we are doing a nomination week for your nominations for the Silliest or Strangest Book Real Book Titles you have seen. There will be ONE round that is taking place all week long. Simply LIST the Silliest or Strangest Book Titles you have seen in the blog comments below. PLEASE try not to duplicate nominations. We can take up to about 50-75 nominations and split them into a few weeks worth of polling starting next week with the first round (in no particular order) and so on. Then we will be the final poll for the ULTIMATE Silliest or Strangest Book Real Book Titles.

So, there is NO POLL on the site to vote in this week. This is phase ONE: NOMINATIONS.

Here’s the initial list of book releases to get us started, just add yours below and have fun!

Anybody Can Be Cool…But Being Awesome Takes Practice
Be Bold with Bananas
Bombproof Your Horse
Butter Safe than Sorry
Cheese Problems Solved
Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School
Games You Can Play With Your Pussy: And Lots of Other Stuff Cat Owners Should Know
Gangsta Rap Coloring Book
Good-Bye Testicles
How To Cook Husbands
How to Shit in the Woods
How to Write a How To Write Book
I Was Tortured by the Pygmy Love Queen
If God Loves Me Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open
Italian Without Words
Living with Crazy Buttocks
My First Cavity Search
The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories
The Joy of Uncircumcising
The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification
The Zen of Farting
Why Do Men Have Nipples?

PLEASE NOTE: We can’t add every silly or strange book title, or this would be the only poll we would have on the site ever again. :) There are HUNDREDS of funny titles. So, we may have to cut some things out due to time and space constraints. Thank you for understanding and remember this is for FUN, it isn’t for a prize or prestige.

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16 comments

  1. The one title reminded me of one book… I had won it once and read it… all I’m gonna say about that. The title was The Power of Pussy… I kid you not. I think I even blushed..

  2. Don’t stand Too Close to a Naked Man by Tim Allen.

  3. How to Commit Adultery…don’t remember who wrote it.

  4. A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay by Hunter Fox

  5. There’s always the cookbook FIRST YOU TAKE A LEEK…

  6. Fancy Coffins to Make Yourself

  7. HOW TO DATE DEAD GUYS by Ann M. Noser :)
    HIT BY A FARM (How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Barn) by Catherine Friend
    THE WATERMELON KING by Wallace

  8. DIY Brain Surgery

  9. The Zen of Farting is too funny!

  10. I guess a really wierd title is from a children’s book by Tarō Gomi called Everyone Poops. :-/

  11. My favorite is If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits? by Erma Bombeck.

  12. The Missionary Position - Mother Teresa in Theory and Practice
    http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-book-titles-covers/

  13. How about an innocent novel called “Eating people is Wrong.”:)

  14. Or how about “Everything I Want to Do Is Illegal”. LOL
    See more hilarious titles here: http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-book-titles-covers/

  15. The Pocket Book of Boners

  16. I am adding this one because I saw it at Nordstroms and though it was hilarious.

    50 Shades of Chicken