
If you like faeries of all types, then this is the anthology for you! Featuring nineteen stories and twenty authors, this book is broken down into five faerie categories: Warrior Faeries, Outlaw Faeries, Wild Faeries, Street Faeries and Faeries Noir. I think we would both be here all night if I reviewed each story so I’ll condense with one from each category.
Under the Warrior listing, we have Cybernetic Assassin Faerie Hasballah by Adam P. Knave (I must admit that I loved that title!). In this short, we meet Hasballah. As the title says, he is a faerie, assassin and has had a few key body parts replaced with cybernetic implants. His latest target is an Ogre named Ugh. (Not very inventive with names, those Ogres.) Hasballah hates taking out Ogres because they are notoriously hard to kill. But, his girlfriend Bunny owes a bad guy some money and they can use the fee from the hit. The story leads us through his plan for the assassination and the betrayals he discovers after.
What kind of anthology would this be without a Western under the outlaw section? In Ballad of the Seven Up Sprite by Brian Koscienski and Chris Pisano, we meet who else but the Seven Up Sprite. Blowing into the pixie-dust mining town of Deadwillow on his trusty steed (a large crimson cardinal) the Seven Up Sprite, like all good Western legends, sees a wrong done, attempts to right it and winds up challenged to a draw in the middle of town. I loved the intertwining of faeries with the typical American old West story and the ending really made me chuckle.
The faerie featured in Pennidreadful by Lorne Dixon definitely qualifies as a Wild one. Her name is, of course, Pennidreadful and she’s an Elphame. These types of faeries are able to speak with the dead. She travels with a man by the name of Vassili who does various jobs for others, including a form of clean up. Called in by an old acquaintance, Hajime Nishimura after Hajime’s mail order wife “accidentally” dies in a fall down their stairs, Vassili and Penni do their thing. This time though, they add their own touch to the deal.
At The Crossroads by Danielle Ackley-McPhail is one of the featured Street Faerie stories. Centered around halfling Lance, this is a biker faerie tale. Lance is the ride captain for a sixty-five mile run and meets the other riders at Delilah’s, a biker bar. He’s disturbed to realize that his love Suzanne still hasn’t arrived. Suzanne is full fae and has presented Lance with various gifts of protection and sight. One of these gifts is a tattoo of herself. For someone without the gift of Sight, it is just an ordinary tat. But to those that have it, especially Lance, it is an indicator of Suzanne’s thoughts and feelings. Checking it, Lance is dismayed to see the image depicting Suzanne limp and pale as if unconscious. Armed with the powers that he has within him and accompanied by Gavin, Suzanne’s brother, Lance sets out to get her back. This was a very interesting take on faeries as you don’t often hear of faeries being Harley riding, macho guys. I really liked that aspect of the story and the ending wasn’t quite what you expected, but in a good way.
The story of Peaseblossom Marlowe, private dick is featured in the Noir section. After being notified of a faerie suicide, a thing that literally never happens, Blossom starts her investigation. She believes that Carillon (C-Dog to his new gangsta buddies) was murdered because what faerie would cut off his own wings before leaping off a high rise to his death? In this story, faeries aren’t in our world willingly. They have been banished from their own dimension and have had to find ways of supporting themselves in ours. Because of this, there is a lot of prejudice to deal with as well as the fact that the fae are eight inches tall in a human size world. Blossom must cut through prejudice and the conspiracy surrounding the case to get to the bottom of things. This story reminded me of a cross between your classic P.I. stories and a contemporary murder mystery. I really liked it and would love to see this turned into a series if there isn’t one already in the works.
All in all I thought this was a fabulous anthology. It didn’t stereotype the faeries into cute little Tinkerbell types and I think the variety made the whole book. There really weren’t any stories that I disliked at all. Rather, I simply liked some more than others. I believe that there is a story here for everyone’s taste and highly recommend it.
Book Stats:
- Paperback: 216 pages
- Publisher: Marietta Publishing; trade paperback edition (May 24, 2007)
- Language: English
- ISBN-10: 1892669404
- ISBN-13: 978-1892669407
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Books in the Bad-Ass Faeries series in the order they should be read:
Bad-Ass Faeries
Bad-Ass Faeries 2: Just Plain Bad
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