Loading ...Freaky Friday Contest and Interview With Dexter and Antoine
Dexter and Antoine – in the Fur
From the author: Hi, Jeri Smith-Ready here, author of Wicked Game
So for something original, I had to go a little deeper into the books. A little weirder. A little…furrier.
So I give you Dexter the vampire dog, one of the heroes of Bad to the Bone. Dexter is joined by Antoine, who, being a cat, is nobody’s hero and likes it that way.
SETTING: Family room of David Fetter, general manager of 94.3 WVMP, the Lifeblood of Rock ‘n’ Roll. In front of a crackling fire sit two pet beds—a large dog bed and a tiny cat bed.
A small white cat sleeps in the plush center of the enormous dog bed. A huge black dog lies on the floor next to him, chin resting on the cat bed.
No humans present.
DEXTER: The author lady said we had to talk to each other.
ANTOINE: (squeezes eyes shut harder) Come back when I’m not sleeping.
DEXTER: You’re always sleeping.
ANTOINE: Then don’t come back.
DEXTER: (clears throat, which sounds a lot like a case of kennel cough) So, how did you end up living here with David?
ANTOINE: (opens one eye, sighs) All right. My first pet was a vampire named Elizabeth. She took me from the animal shelter I was in charge of and brought me—
DEXTER: Wait. You ran an animal shelter? Don’t you mean you were kept in one?
ANTOINE: I administered the facility from a central office.
DEXTER: Um, did this office of yours have metal bars?
ANTOINE: Yes, it was furnished in the sleekest, most modern of styles. Anyway, one day Elizabeth didn’t come home, so this David person became my companion instead.
DEXTER: Do you miss Elizabeth?
ANTOINE: On occasion. But I prefer my new castle—it has mice in the walls and a charming garden full of baby chipmunks. Furthermore, David has a higher body temperature than Elizabeth, seeing as he’s a live human, so he is more suitable for a winter’s night snuggle.
(gets up, stretches, curls in opposite direction) Besides, she must still be in the vicinity, because he speaks to her.
DEXTER: Really? I’ve never smelled her.
ANTOINE: Though he always seems to be asleep at the time.
DEXTER: Huh. What about Ciara?
ANTOINE: Oh yes, he speaks to her in his sleep, too. (licks paw) More than ever these days.
DEXTER: No, I mean, what do you think of Ciara?
ANTOINE: (sniffs) Delusional. Claims not to care for cats, and yet scratches behind my ears when no one’s looking. Pathetic, really.
DEXTER: But good scritchies, right?
ANTOINE: This Ciara person will not admit she is my pet, and I won’t allow for the possibility she is my equal. Therefore, we are at an impasse.
(blinks and looks into the fire) But yes, good scritchies. Good scritchies indeed. Shane is a fortunate man.
DEXTER: You’re both lucky. I wish I could fit in the bed with her.
ANTOINE: Oh, please. Even if you weighed ten pounds, you’re far too putrid to allow in a human bed. Your muzzle reeks of bird excrement, and your feet smell like rotten mushrooms.
DEXTER: (long pause) I could eat you if I wanted.
ANTOINE: Perhaps you need reminding that my pet is a former Control agent, skilled in six different anti-vampire weapons. Touch so much as a whisker on my face, and David will execute your clammy, mangy hide faster than you can say “ALPO” backwards.
DEXTER: (sits thinking)
ANTOINE: I rest my case.
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Jeri here again. Since Antoine didn’t actually ask any questions of Dexter in return, feel free to do so. Dexter could use some attention, and he’s a good boy—he’ll respond right away.
Thanks for joining us for Furry—I mean, Freaky Friday!
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Hi Dexter and Antoine (your royal highness)!
Thanks for being with us today.
Dexter do you find that the quality of your treats and pet food meet or exceed your expectations?
And if somebody wanted to get a handsome dog like you, where would you go to get a new family member?
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Sweet interview!
That is just too cute! And the prizes are GREAT!
BBB is on perm blog roll on google profile and word press
nicholandria
http://nicholandria.wordpress.com/
I twittered
following Jeri on Twitter already
Friends with BBB on all already
Dexter- What are your fav treats?
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Great Interview..I can’t wait to read your books.
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A big hello to Antoine and Dexter,
Antoine what is your favorite trick you get your human to perform?
Dexter what is your favorite toy?
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Love that interview! as a person who is a “pet” to a cat, myself, I will direct my question to Antoine: why is it that cats can be so affectionate at times, but when a human tries to give THEM affection, they act annoyed??
Thanks. Lisa
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Antoine, I won’t disturb your sleep, so I have a question for Dexter. I have 2 pups of my own, that I do let sleep in bed with me. My youngest, Harley, loves to dig holes outside. Why do dogs like to dig holes? Do you have this digging obsession. Thanks!!!
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So, Dexter? Antoine? Do you guys dislike each other because of the usual dog/cat thing, or because of more personal reasons?
Megan T.
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Do vampire dogs like Alpo? How hard is it for Dexter to keep himself from eating Antoine? Where’s your favorite place to curl up or do you even like to curl up?
I have a link to this from my blog - http://ajourneyofbooks.blogspot.com (right sidebar and soon in contest post)
I already have you friended everywhere.
Subscribed to her newsletter, blog, livejournal, already following on twitter and added on myspace & facebook.
I’ll send you the confirmations I get.
Added author website to author list. You’re on my bloglist.
Cinnamon B
ajourneyofbooks-at-gmail-dot-com
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So Dexter, what did you think of Antoine? Do you like cats?
Antoine, do cats really think humans are here just to feed and pet them?
The interview was lots of fun! I love Jeri’s books.
I am on her newsletter list .
I also posted of the Shapeshift the vote poll.
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Dexter I would like to know if you prefer to read or be read to?
I posted the link here:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1084897775&ref=profile
http://www.myspace.com/bridgetlaprairie
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Joined newsletter
Added her site to my awesome authors section of my blog
She is on my blogroll
Already following her on twitter
Added her as a friend on Facebook
Already friends on Myspace
Tweeted
BBB is already on my blogroll
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Antoine and Dexter, how good of you to be here! I’ll let Antoine sleep, too, but Dexter, do your favor boxed treats, or those I can find at the local farmer’s market? Homemade by canine lovers, a cookie-like texture, and so fresh, they should be refrigerated. Any flavor you favor?
You know I adore you and your work, Jeri! Have a fun freaky Friday!!
Light,
Nancy
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6. My comment on shapeshift the vote: http://bittenbybooks.com/?p=7124#comment-53112
12. My tweet: http://twitter.com/glowstars/status/1807313098
14. Bitten by books on my blogroll: http://glowstars.net/?page_id=380
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Hello again Dexter and Antoine, I know what your thinking Antoine wont this caller just go get staked. 2 more question I promise.
1st Congratulation Dexter. How does it feel to be pictured on the cover of Bad to the Bone?
Antoine: Do you have any advice for my feline friend who feels inadequate over not having a tail?
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Hi Dexter and Antoine!
What’s your favorite playtime activity? And Antoine, I have two cats who would probably love to meet you!
Thanks for stopping by!
(Rachel, twittered, FB, Mark, Dakota and JAPM groups, friends with BBB everywhere, BBB on blogroll, RSVP’d, entered all contests, friends with Jeri on Twitter, LJ and I think maybe FB? I’ll have to look.
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Jeri is on my blog roll as well on google wp
http://nicholandria.wordpress.com/
nicholandria on google
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Hooooowwllllloooo to you both. Shane told me it was a no humans interview today but hopefully Jeri can translate. So my question is for Antoine…. since David is calling out Ciara’s name in his sleep does that mean that he has the hawts for the lady??? I mean, if David becomes more of a lurv interest for Ciara after their kissy kissy will that leave Shane all alone and AVAILABLE for someone like me perhaps to help him pick up the pieces?
Oh yeah I do want to know that answer to Beet’s previous question being here with two male Manx cats I would like to know more of their thoughts…. maybe why they don’t like to use the litter box all the time…??
I have left info about this interview on my new blog…..
http://hockeyvampiress.blogspot.com/
I am already a fan, friend, and paininthebutt to Jeri and BBB.
Twittered the link RSVP’d and all the fun stuff…..
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snickers, That was too cute. I can’t wait to read Bad to the Bone, I have already been jamming to the play list for it for awhile now.
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Hi Dexter!!! I wonder if I can ask you a favor. Now you work with a nice Jeri, but I have an evil one here at work. Do you think you could stop by and scare her?
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When you start a serie, do you already know how the storyline will (should)
end?
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Hi Dexter and Antoine, welcome to BBB freaky friday
antoine, why is it that cats will turn around and bite you, if you are being petted and loved, you are purrin away, and then chomp? This is what my kitty does, does she need therapy?
Dexter congrats on being a hero, could you tell me a little without givin any spoilers, i cant wait to read the book.
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this has got to be the most intersting post on books i’ve ever read. Can’t wait to read these books
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Antoine and Dexter, I bow before thee
Will they two of you get any love interests of your own then?
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Hey Antoine and Dexter-great interview
Have you two ever thought of writing your own series, about what your lives are like, and leaving out all the silly human and vampire stuff?LOL
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Hi Antoine and Dexter, you guys are way fun!
I’d like to ask, what are you favorite all time treats?
(I voted the shapeshifter poll, RSVPed and attended)
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BBB is always on my blogroll. http://iyamvixenbooks.blogspot.com/ along the righthand side of my blog. I added Jeri’s LiveJournal and her blog to my blogroll, too.
Already a BloodBank chickie, a buddy on Facebook, already put in my two cents for the shapeshifter and the new poll for next week. I have been a faithful subscriber to BBB for a goodly while.
Dexter: You are a hero indeed to put up with Antoine the way you do, from the interview I can tell you are thoughtful and patient. I look forward to reading your adventures.
Why do you let Antoine snuggle in your big bed? Do you prefer the floor?
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I loved this interview. Freaky friday’s are one of my favorite features. Thanks for stopping by Jeri and shedding some light on the importance of a great secondary character.
Dexter - since you have canine teeth already when you go Vamp-Dog do they get more pointy? Are you also stuck in a particular time period? Sorry if this is answered in the series I am new and haven’t read your memoirs yet but I would love to hear it straight from the doggy’s mouth.
Jeri- After reading your reviews my question is did you bring David into the picture because having a boyfriend that lives forever and is stuck in a particular time period might not be the best thing for a modern girl? Or are you thinking a possible triangle situation?
I will share and share - myspace, FB and twitter.
I voted - shapeshifter poll - Go Vane!!! - RSVP’d and I did attended.
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Hi everyone! Thanks for your patience. Both Dexter and Antoine are nocturnal creatures (one because he’s a vampire and the other because he’s a cat), so it’s taken me a while to wake them up.
First, Dexter will answer a few questions, then I’ll hand it over to Antoine. If anyone has a question for another character, I should be able to hunt them down to answer it.
DEXTER’S RESPONSES:
Rachel: Thanks for having me. Don’t anyone get mad, but now that I’m a, what do you call it, a vampire, the only thing I eat is dog blood. They give it to me in a bowl. I tried a couple of dog biscuits but they had no taste. I miss Meaty Bones dog biscuits.
>>>(Jeri’s note: Dexter’s supply comes from doggy blood banks–yes, they do have those in real life!–so no dogs were harmed in the making of this book. Swear.)<<<
You think I’m handsome? *wags tail so hard he knocks papers off coffee table* Thanks! You could probably find other dogs like me at the local animal shelter. They won’t be vampires, though.
Nicole: The stuff I eat is boring, but my favorite treats are 1) lying on the couch with my head in Ciara’s lap watching Animal Planet, 2) long 3am walks through the neighborhood with Shane, 3) in the summertime, lying on my back under the ceiling fan
Beet: My favorite toy is the little red dancing dot that appears on the floor and walls every once in a while. I haven’t caught it yet. I don’t know where it goes when it’s not here. Antoine likes that, too, and when we lived together sometimes we would try to get it at the same time and I would step on him and he would smack me in the face. Those were good times. Good times.
Heather: Dogs like to dig holes because it’s fun. And dirt smells good, so when we come back inside, we can bring some of those good smells with us on our paws.
Megan: Did Antoine tell you he doesn’t like me? *sighs and puts head on paws* I thought we were friends.
Cinnamon: I don’t want to eat Antoine or any cat. I only want to eat dogs. I never get to do that, though, because Mommy (Ciara) is very cautious and Daddy (Shane) is very strong. So when they walk me they make sure no other dogs are out.
ANTOINE’s TURN:
Beet: Favorite human trick? Heh. Not to give away any trade secrets, but I particularly enjoy this ploy: While Human Pet is making a chicken or tuna sandwich, I go into the next room (or better yet, a room at the other corner of the house) and knock over something with many little pieces, such as the paper clip container or a cup of pencils. Then, while HP is picking them all up, sneak back to the kitchen and take my rightful share of chicken/tuna. These tricks are especially effective when one has a co-conspirator such as a dog. One can wreak havoc while the other grabs the food, and then afterward we share the spoils of our dastardliness.
Stolen food is the tastiest.
Lisa: The giving and receiving of affection involves a complex algorithm which I cannot expect mere humans to understand, as it involves fourth-dimensional numbers and equations. But it all comes down to messing up our fur. When your hair and makeup are perfect, do you appreciate having someone come along and ruin all your minutes–nay, hours–of hard work? I think not.
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MORE FROM ANTOINE THE CAT:
Megan: I don’t, as a rule, dislike Dexter muchly, provided he shows the proper deference to personal space, and reins in his seemingly irresistible need to roll in fox urine.
Cinnamon: My favorite place to curl up is on David’s lap. There, I said it. *washes face to hide embarrassment*
Kimberly: Humans do actually have a purpose beyond feeding and petting. Unfortunately, I have been given strict orders not to reveal the nature of that purpose.
Fear not: the supreme Cat Goddess Bast will make things clear in good time. Meanwhile, I encourage you all to eat fattening foods.
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DEXTER AGAIN:
Kimberly: I love cats! They smell good. They’re soft. I wish Ciara and Shane would get me a friendly little cat who would curl up between my paws and purr while I give it a bath. I miss Antoine, even though he wouldn’t let me lick him.
Bridget: I can’t read, so I would prefer to be read to. Sometimes Ciara reads to me. She has lots of vampire books, but none of them have vampire dogs so far. But to tell the truth, she could read the phone book and it would be just as nice, as long as she’s petting me.
Nancy: These days I just drink blood, and in the old days I didn’t get many fancy treats, so I don’t know which ones are the best.
But humans should know that just because a biscuit is shaped like a bone, doesn’t mean it tastes like a bone.
Beet: It’s wonderful to be on the cover! I am not quite so scary-looking in real life. In real life I have floppy ears and am a little scrawnier (but really strong because of the vampire thing).
Virginia: My favorite playtime activity is running after a ball and then wandering off to sniff bushes while the humans go get the ball and throw it again. That’s fun.
Heather: Yes, I am available for scaring purposes. It would have to be at night, though. For some reason I’m afraid of the sun now.
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Jeri here again. Be right back–I have to grab some human lunch real quick. Thanks for the great comments and questions, and for spreading the word!
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Posted some comments, which I thought I’d done in the past when I saw the books up for review….sigh…blonde brain….., for several of Jeri’s books. Several have been on my Wanton Wantin’ Book List and now are highlighted for soonest get my next book buying foray…
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Hi Dexter and Antoine! Awesome interview.
So Dexter, can you tell me why my pup won’t go to the bathroom outside? But prefers to do it on our carpet???
And Antoine, why on earth do cats like to leave cat hair EVERYWHERE?
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I have not read Jeri’s books, so I do not know the following.
Dexter, how did you become a vampire dog? Do you recommend it for other dogs? My auntie has a chihuahua that is her life…I’d like her to have it always, but well, you know.
p.s. for Rachel, I rsvp’d yesterday. I’ll be sure to twitter the link. Hopefully, I’ll get to blog it later.
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Dexter, when I RSVP’d for your interview the other day, I had no idea I’d be in for such a treat! I haven’t read you before, but I am wondering about your eh… condition. Does your prey become attached to you after you bite them?
Thanks for spending time with us today, I can’t wait to read your books!
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Love the interview, Antoine and Dexter. I quite think you’d both be fun to have around. Dexter, I’d certainly allow you to be on my side any day of the week. You’re one mean mofo when you want to be, yet on the opposite side of the coin, underneath that rough, kinda scary exterior, you’re just as soft and sweet as a Peep!
I guess my question is for you, Dexter… Do you wish you’d never been experimented on and, therein, turned? Or do you quite enjoy the life being a vampire now allows you?
RebekahC
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I’m a friend of BBB on Facebook and Twitter!
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I’m friends with Jeri at all of the below.
Newsletter: http://www.jerismithready.com/contact/
Blog: http://www.jerismithready.com/blog/index.htm
Website: http://www.jerismithready.com/
Twitter: http://twitter.com/jsmithready
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=563690139
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I RSVP’d on the 13th and came back today with a message from Merlyn (long haired black cat that doesn’t know he’s a cat and loves everyone and everything)to Dexter -letting him know that he is welcome to come and share his playroom and bed anytime. He doesn’t mind if your putrid, he’ll still love you. Willow, his tortie companion will be perched high on the shelf if you truly are putrid and will look down on you with disdain and Lola, the Great Dane will be afraid of you but still love too.
Oh and Merlyn would like to answer Lyda’s question to Antoine. We leave hair everywhere so you will never forget we are always around and we are sharing our essence with you. Feel the love. And more importantly, because we can.
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Dexter, thanks for answering my questions - I’m sending lots of belly rubs!!! I know pups love that.
I’ll contact you later about the scaring thing.
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Dexter, How do vampire dogs feed..only from other dogs???
mj.coward[at]gmail.com
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Dexter and Antoine, who is your favorite human?
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Haha that’s one interesting thread for sure!
I’ll had these books to my amazon wish list (which is god damn to long!).
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ANTOINE’S TURN (MEOW):
Beet: No tail? Oh my, that’s a tragedy. I’m sorry, I do wish I could help, but that’s just…has he considered getting a prosthetic tail?
Shell: I can’t presume to know what transpires in the mind of the David Pet. He is a confused, restless man. From my (admittedly uninterested) observation, though, Shane has nothing to worry about. It’s very kind of you to offer to comfort him.
As to why your cats don’t always use the litter box, perhaps they need an extra one? We cats prefer to have an extra on the side, so if you have two cats, logic prescribes three litter boxes. Then perhaps try a different litter in each to ascertain their preference. Best of luck to you.
Lorraine: Cats will often turn around and bite when being petted because, frankly, the intimacy frightens us. We feel that tug of love, the pull of devotion that threatens our independence, and our insecurities make us lash out because deep down inside, we feel like we’re not worthy of such unconditional adoration.
Ha, not really. We just don’t like our butts touched.
Linda: A love interest? How ironic you should mention. There’s a certain cat who perpetually sits in the neighbor’s front garden. When I approach her, she never flees, but neither will she respond to my attentions. Her fur is cold as stone, and she never blinks, only stares, her paw lifted in an eternal grasping. What does she reach for? Alas, not me. I fear my love is unrequited.
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I RSVP’d, added as a friend on facebook (Dianne Wickwire Barskey) and myspace (faerydreamer64). I signed on to the Blood Bank as Dianne Barskey.
I just found this website. I have fallen in love with the wide spectrum of authors available.
I cannot wait to see more of what Dexter and Antoine do next.
I am sending lots of scritches to both of you. I hope that I can find a vampire dog for myself.
Do either of you have any feelings on the plight of unwanted animals in this world? I personally love to take in birds (no Antoine you may not have one for dinner.)
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DEXTER AGAIN!
Lorraine: I don’t know what a spoiler is, but it sounds bad. Unless it involves me getting spoiled by Ciara. BAD TO THE BONE, I think, is all about how I came to be with Ciara. We lived in a bunch of different places during the book, which I think might have been my fault. I don’t like landlords.
Linda: I only have one love interest, and that’s Ciara. I’m not allowed to see other dogs, male or female, because I would eat them.
Cheryl: Antoine says he’s talking to his agent about writing a spinoff. He says I’ll get a one percent cut of the profits, which sounds great to me!
Lesley: I’ll let Antoine answer the treat question, since I don’t get those anymore.
Vickie: Why do I let Antoine snuggle in the big dog bed? Because he’s a cat. ‘Nuff said.
MarnieCollette: Huh. Come to think of it, my fangs do seem sharper than before. Not that I get to use them much. I don’t know about time periods. Dogs don’t really follow fashions.
Lyda: Sorry about your pup not being housebroken. Is he very young? Maybe he can’t hold it that long. Ciara uses something called “positive reinforcement”–she praises me when I do good things and tries to avoid situations where I might do a bad thing (like eat other dogs). So my advice would be to give your puppy lots of chances to go outside and then give him a treat or praise when he does what you want him to. Whatever you do, don’t rub his nose in it!
dd03: I became a vampire dog in something called a “lab”–which is kind of confusing, because Ciara says I’m part lab, part Great Dane. So maybe I got the Lab part from being inside of one. What was the question?
Elie: So far I haven’t had any prey. I get my blood from a bowl, and it comes out of little vials that Ciara takes from the fridge. Thank you for having me!
Rebekah: I think it’s turned out pretty well. My life before the “lab” wasn’t very easy. And thank you for being so nice! *wags tail, gives virtual face licks*
Medievalgrrl: Tell Merlyn thank you. It would be nice to know a friendly cat. *glares at Antoine*
Heather: Thanks for the belly rubs! *kicks leg reflexively*
MJ: Yep, I’m afraid so. But Ciara gets my blood from the bank so I don’t get to–I mean, have to bite other dogs.
Cathy M: Ciara is my favorite human! Shane is a close second. He’s a vampire, so he understands me. Plus he’s awake at night so we hang out then, and sleep together during the day.
I’ll go wake up Antoine now and see if he can answer more questions.
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ANTOINE AGAIN (SNARLS):
Lesley: Favorite all-time treat? A tuna melt sandwich. OK, technically it’s a meal, but it’s a treaty meal.
Lyda: We leave hair everywhere in the hopes that it will clog the vacuum cleaner. Vacuum cleaners are not conducive to naps.
Cathy M: My favorite human is the one who invented the tuna melt sandwich.
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Hi Dexter and Antoine,
Do you guys watch TV or use a computer?
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Hi guys. I have a question for Antoine. Have you ever had a catnip obsession. My little lady kitty is hooked and I’d like to help her out.
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Hi Dexter and Antoine, welcome to BBB!
How do you stand each other? lol You know, dogs say ‘Dogs rule, cats drool.’ And cats say the opposite, ‘Cats rule, dogs drool.’ Don’t you ever want to strangle each other?
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Don’t have any questions because exhaustion is taking over my brain tonight. Jut wanted to stop bye and say I LOVE YOU JERI!!!!!!
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Rachel,
I voted in the Shapeshifter poll, I entered for the Kindle 2, I have friended BBB at Myspace and Facebook, I have BBB blogrolled at http://nightdweller20.wordpress.com and at http://nightdweller20.livejournal.com, I have Jeri’s website and blog blogrolled at both above blogs, and I am a member at The Blood Bank.
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Hey there Dexer and Antoine,
I was wondering about the future beyond BAD TO THE BONE. Are there more books planned? Any release dates set?
Hey Dexter, what do you think of the other DJs? Do you see them often? What about you Antoine? Any comments on the DJs?
[I’m already following Jeri on Twitter and her blogs and I’m already signed onto the BBB newsletter. So…)
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Thanks Medievalgrrl. LOL
And thanks Dexter and Antoine. Love seeing things from inside the minds of animals lol.
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Antoine, I was wondering, are toys with catnip better than toys without catnip?
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Dexter, I have three questions for you:
1. how long will it take you to finally cave and eat Antoine. We know you want to… BTW, Alpo backwards is opla so if you don’t say it, David can’t execute you.
2. why do you let Antoine take your doggy bed?
3. what do *you* think of Ciara?
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I can’t believe I actually made it! I had RSVP’d but forgot I had to cook for a college Graduation Party today!
Dexter, I have a couple of problem pooches,any suggestions on how to handle them? Oh yeah, 5 cats own me too….maybe that’s the problem- Overcrowding! I suppose you and Antoine have your moments too.
Can’t wait to check out your books when life gives me a break from the madness!
Have a great weekend.
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Oh, and I voted in the Shapeshift Vote Poll today
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I can’t wait to read the books you’ve written. Sadly my reading has gone by the wayside for the last month or so. But this interview has put your books at the top of my list!! Dexter and Antoine, so nice to have you here to talk to us today. I am owned by 6 cats, 1 husband and 1 teen daughter. But my furry owners are most important. Again, thanks for being here!
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Contest-Keeping my fingers crossed for the books!!!
2-done
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8-done for both facebooks, twitter, and good reads
9-done everything but live journal & myspace
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i’m off to read reviews now.
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What is your favortie food?
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I hope both of you will come back again. I’ve had a blast talking to you. Very insightful.
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2.) Dexter, what are your favorite treats? Antoine, what is the best thing a human can do for you to make you happy?
6.) Voted in Shapeshifter poll.
7.) Blogged: http://www.morbid-romantic.net/2009/05/11/book-giveaways-0511-0517/
8.) Friends on Facebook, Good Reads, and Twitter.
12.) Tweet: http://twitter.com/morbidromantic/status/1812655181
14.) BBB is on my blogroll.
15.) Member of The Blood Bank.
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Hey Dexter, how are you? I just wanted you to know, I would allow you to sleep on my bed, stinky feet and all. I love dogs, a vampire dog would be so kewl especially since I’m a night person myself.
I’ve read both WVMP books, they are awesome! I can’t wait for the next book.
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Hey everyone, it’s Jeri here (um, like it wasn’t before?).
I hope to return tomorrow morning before my booksigning, but right now my hands are about to fall off from typing, so I’ll just answer one more quick question then go practice my reading.
Guenivere: There will be at least two more books following BAD TO THE BONE, coming out in 2010 and 2011. I don’t have exact months yet for the releases. My current plans are to have a total of five books in the series.
Thanks to everyone who stopped by and commented! Sorry I don’t have more stamina today.
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i rsped here i am sorry took so long
so ANTOINE:ya sure Ciara cant be ur equal be a site to see but whats ur fav part of the new castle
i signed up for the next event i hope iw in lol would be awesome
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Hi Jeri!! I discovered your books with your series at Luna. I loved the world you developed Crow books. I’m looking forward to more of these from you! Do you have more books planned for Luna? I have WICKED GAMES here and can’t wait for BAD TO THE BONE. A great title for it!
Thanks for all you do!
PS BBB, I have the banner for BBB on my side of my blog and on my page on MySpace for those to click and come right here!
http://caffeys-reads.blogspot.com
http://www.MySpace.com/auntcaffey
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Hi Jeri!! I discovered your books with your series at Luna. I loved the world you developed Crow books. I’m looking forward to more of these from you! Do you have more books planned for Luna? I have WICKED GAMES here and can’t wait for BAD TO THE BONE. A great title for it!
Thanks for all you do!
PS BBB, I have the banner for BBB on my side of my blog and on my page on MySpace for those to click and come right here!
http : // caffeys-reads . blogspot . com
http : // http://www.MySpace . com/auntcaffey
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BBB, it wouldn’t post with links, so I had to put spaces on it to make it work, that’s why it looks like that, LOL
Thanks again for today’s chat Jeri!
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Giggles~ This is just so cute!
So, Dexter, do you secretly like the kitty?
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Dexter, did you think Ciara was going to get to you in time when you were chained to that cross?
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Hey, thanks for chatting with us today. Dexter, I cant wait to read more about your story. How are you liking the radio station? Really, who is your favorite DJ?
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- added her as a friend to livejournal (Morriga. The one with the Dev Peltier Stalker icon)
- Bitten is permanently on my link thing on my blog
- Twittered (raonaidluckwell)
- put it on my facebook
- Added it on my myspace’s b ullentin (visionarydruid)
- added it to myspace blog
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Dexter I have a question why do dogs love to ride with their heads out of the car window but hate it if someone blows in their face?Is it a case of all humans breath smellingto dogs or what ?
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I love the interview! Dexter, what a way to be persistent in the face of Antoine’s attempt to get rid of you. It definitely paid off.
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Antoine. . .Would you really share your stolen food with a dog like you said in a previous question or would you have something a bit more selfish in mind?
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Dexter, can you make more Vampire animals?
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Ha! Very cute interview!!!
Loved it!
I already own WIcked game and all three Crow books, does that count? LOL
Great interview Jeri!
Lisa
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6. WG and BTtB reviews commented on
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I have bittenbybooks on my blog roll http://www.luckyrosiescreations.blogspot.com/ con5459(at)gmail(dot)com
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Dexter and Antoine - do you think that you would do a better job of describing the action than Jeri? Do you want your own series?
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Antoine and Dexter: What is your idea of a perfect day?
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Dexter who gives you good scritchies? I would if I could
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Alpo backward = Opla…..Kinda close to Opa!…..Greek in anybody’s background?
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Dear Dexter, I suggest you do not worry about Antoine. Everyone knows how cats are. Do you have a favorite Vamp DJ or have you met them yet?
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