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My fingers are shaking and my breath is coming in shallow gasps as I type this review. I have never laughed so hard in my life. Screwed, J. Hali Steele’s “irreverent poke into the world of Women’s Erotica” took every tired trope in the erotica genre, lined them up in a neat little row, and bashed the hell out of them.
Premise: “Purple P. Rose is a brash private investigator. Her latest case has her visiting the city’s seediest nightspot, the Mons Venus, with partner and boyfriend, Richard E. Rection. Their new case is full of surprises. Dick discovers he’s bisexual and is worried Purp won’t like it.
They are both unaware there’s a new and sinister being in town - Peter Hard, a vampyre who enjoys the taste of women and men alike. He’s chosen Purple to be his. Ready to claim her, he uses his powers to coerce Dick to bring him in as a partner.
Their lives will never be the same again.”
First impressions mean everything, and the cover for Screwed leaves no doubt in your mind what’s going to happen—you can’t get much more obvious than autoerotic asphyxiation (at least that’s what it looked like to me) and bloodshed. From there, the reader is treated with the raunchiest, cheesiest, and down right dirtiest sex imaginable. If you’re looking for a serious love story, this isn’t for you, but if you’re up for a good laugh, don’t hesitate to grab this story. I give it 4 tombstones for pure entertainment value.
Book Stats:
- e-book, digital format
- Publisher: Changeling
- Book Length: Novella
- Language: English
- ISBN: 978-1-60521-234-0
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Books in the Screwed series in the order they should be read:
Screwed
Screwed Again
(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5)
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Jackie,
Thank you so much for reading and reviewing Screwed. It was a fun story to write, as was Screwed Again. If it made you laugh and entertained you, I’m happy. Glad you enjoyed it.
Joann
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